Yer a wizard, Harry.

tehzii:

mursezaddy:

spongebobssquarepants:

4estchild:

spongebobssquarepants:

“I actually got the J&J” 🤣

This is the content I get on tumblr for

@fluent-in-lesbianism how could you leave this in the tags

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What do you do when you’ve got nothing left to give?

annabellioncourt:

aprilwitching:

candles are how we keep fires as pets

this is unnecessarily adorable

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margoteve:

tobiasxva:

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

*slow clapping at the dad*

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watsonlove:

Emma Watson at the “The Circle” premiere in Paris (2017)

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cwote:

cartoons can teach us so much :)

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adelembe:

alan rickman marvelously recalling this prank on daniel radcliffe

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

someone writes a callout and uploads it to youtube and #PennywiseIsCancelled and #PennywiseIsOverParty immediately start trending on twitter

generalgrievousdatingsim:

pennywise tries to attack a group of gen z kids but they all just film him on their phones and post the goofiest moments as a “pennywise cringe comp” on tiktok and it gets millions of views and comments within hours of publishing. the evil is defeated.

generalgrievousdatingsim:

given that it’s possible to defeat him by just relentlessly bullying the shit out of him until he’s too small to be a threat, there’s absolutely no way pennywise would survive in this day and age. the existence of fast, accessible internet and social media would end that clown’s entire career.

pennywise: *logs in*

every gen z kid and millennial online: oh shit u guys penny wide is online!!! GET HIS ASS!!!

pennywise:

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chantosakura:

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lovelylovelyartist:

theorynoodle:

mezzodical:

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

Dm: can you read this for us?

Fighter: rolls a nat 1

Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

Fighter: It’s summer, I got my helm on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party.

DM: Roll for Dodge.

Fighter: *rolls a 1*

Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*

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rupelover:

This is amazing!!

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xipiti:

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Faggots be scared of strong women

weird, you don’t seem that scared to me? 🤔

What

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